by the Creative Writing Team, Seminar reporters and Chat GPT
This year, the creative writing workshop challenged AI. Curious about the results?
UNFAIR AND BENEFIT
There once was a student so rare,
Who cried, “All these tests are unfair!”
But the benefit came,
When she rose to acclaim,
Proving talent was always right there.
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A monkey complained, “It’s unfair,
That parrots get treats over there!”
But the benefit came,
When he won a banana game,
And juggled them high in the air.
OPTIMISTIC AND DANGEROUS
An optimist, bold and adventurous,
Declared, “Cliff-diving’s not dangerous!”
With a confident grin,
She dove right on in,
And surfaced still smiling, victorious!
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An optimistic young miss was quite flirtatious,
Her charm made encounters contagious.
She’d wink and she’d grin,
(Which some called a sin),
But none could deny—she was dangerous!
DAMAGE AND MANAGE
A raccoon caused plenty of damage,
By raiding the bins he could manage.
With paws full of pie,
He scampered on by,
And boasted, “I live like a bandage!”
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Though storms can bring terrible damage,
Good sailors still learn how to manage.
With courage they steer,
Through winds they don’t fear,
And dock with a triumphant vantage.
BAND AND HEAVEN
A band kept the church roof secure,
Though leaks made the pastor unsure.
He prayed up to heaven,
For patches eleven,
But got holy water, not cure.
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A chef made a cake called “Pure Heaven,”
Then used tape to band up the leaven.
The critics all choked,
On the plastic they soaked,
And the bakery closed down by eleven.
DANGEROUS AND HONESTY
Old Santa, who cherished all good,
Said, “My honesty’s well understood.”
But his sleight ride was dangerous,
In sky quite outrageous,
As toys spilled all over the wood.
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A lawyer whose honesty lapsed,
Found his career completely collapsed.
His advice was dangerous,
And deeply outrageous,
Now he’s selling sad snacks that are wrapped.
CYCLE AND RELATIVE
The cycle of washing the floor,
Is a burden I choose to ignore.
The work’s quite relative small,
But if you ask all,
We’d rather just run out the door.
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My neighbour who swore he’d abstain,
Had a cycle of drinking again,
His soberty’s rate,
Was relative to his mate,
Who shouted: “Let’s all pop the champagne!”
EXIT AND FRIENDLY
A burglar quite friendly and sweet,
Used the fire exit to flee to the street.
He left the police a note,
And a brand new trench coat,
“I’ll return the spoons after I eat!”
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A singer was cheerful and friendly,
She dang with her voice very “trendly”.
But she squeaked on a note,
Than grabbed her bi coat,
And made her exit all bendy.
IDEAL AND HONESTY
A baker with too much honesty,
Confessed, “I burn bread constantly.”
He said with appeal,
“My cakes are ideal,
If you happen to love charcoal, you see.”
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A philosopher’s ideal creed,
Was to plant only honesty seed.
But his neighbour just sneered,
“The truth has appeared!
That „honesty” is just a weed!”
